UNDER CONSTRUCTION!! COME BACK WITH A WARRANT!!
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LINKS!!!
I LOVE LINKS!
→Art collection

→Tools and Developments List

→Intellectual Scrapbucket

doomguy MORE LINKS!!!
Website synthesis RESOURCES: →Spamton Sweepstakes (inspo)

→First tutorial I saw

→Bro Code HTML tutorial

→W3 schools (the GOAT)

Cool stuff online
→ Touch Typing Practice website (best one)
→Browser-based Graphics Demos
→Old Windows Icons (to be set up)

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Welcome to Da Hood!
spamdance My alias is a reference to Riot, an old metal band beginning in the 1970's.

Mark Reale was the lead guitarist, Johnny was the mascot's name. I just smushed them together!
ABOUT
Why does this exist?

Dunno. Needed to learn more coding languages and it's fun to make random garbage.

→Neocities itself is pretty cool.

You can check out people's works at your own speed, instead of being subjected to the "force-fed" / "form follows function" style of internet content (hate this word) on other sites, which has become the status quo.

I'll have the skeleton of this website tested and refined in about a week from 9/1/26. I will start putting actual "stuff" in it after that. If I can figure out how to do a guestbook, i'll do that asap.

UPDATE: This did not happen. I will try and clean up this mess of a webpage asap. or at least add some more cool stuff. This website needs a complete makeover, just give me a second... list of things to fix: dynamic sizing, link references corrected, more buttons, fixed background, new pages, refactor code, add a guestlist (how the hell do i do that), put in creations, nicer UI features, animations, cursor customisation...

UPDATE 2: This didn't hapen either! I've been lazy and busy at the same time, but don't call my Lizzy. I've discovered the wonders of rebinding your keyboard with the help of AutoHotKey (V2 script) and now I can't stop messing around, trying to find what the optimal layout is. I would highly recommend AutoHotKey, it looks scummy but the options it provides is bonkers.

Part of this project is that I am not allowed to use AI at any stage to teach me. I like to think I use AI rarely for other projects, as a big shiny "panic" button. I think it's kind of cheating, and not great for learning something long-term. Basically: No AI was used in the making of this website, and neither was it used in any Godot projects (that's for another time...).

Once there's a gap in time, I'm really gonna clean this place up. I've written a little thing on AutoHotKey through one of the links (you figure out which one lol), otherwise not a whole lot of action.


BUTTONS:
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Johnny Reale (2026). Any artwork that is not my own has been STOLEN! I'm sorry! Contact me: johnathonreale1@gmail.com