UNDER CONSTRUCTION!! COME BACK WITH A WARRANT!!
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LINKS!!!
I LOVE LINKS!
→Art collection

→Tools and Developments List

→Intellectual Scrapbucket

doomguy MORE LINKS!!!
Website synthesis RESOURCES: →Spamton Sweepstakes (inspo)

→First tutorial I saw

→Bro Code HTML tutorial

→W3 schools (the GOAT)

Cool stuff online
→ Touch Typing Practice website (best one)
→Browser-based Graphics Demos
→Old Windows Icons (to be set up)

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Welcome to Da Hood!
spamdance My alias is a reference to Riot, an old metal band beginning in the 1970's.

Mark Reale was the lead guitarist, Johnny was the mascot's name. I just smushed them together!
ABOUT
Why does this exist?

Dunno. Needed to learn more coding languages and it's fun to make random garbage.

→Neocities itself is pretty cool.

You can check out people's works at your own speed, instead of being subjected to the "force-fed" / "form follows function" style of internet content (hate this word) on other sites, which has become the status quo.

I'll have the skeleton of this website tested and refined in about a week from 9/1/26. I will start putting actual "stuff" in it after that. If I can figure out how to do a guestbook, i'll do that asap.

UPDATE: This did not happen. I will try and clean up this mess of a webpage asap. or at least add some more cool stuff. This website needs a complete makeover, just give me a second... list of things to fix: dynamic sizing, link references corrected, more buttons, fixed background, new pages, refactor code, add a guestlist (how the hell do i do that), put in creations, nicer UI features, animations, cursor customisation...

No AI btw. I doubt many bots would be around Neocities, there's no money to be had lol. I learnt front-end webdev the old-fashioned way: I even got a chrome extension to block the AI overview! I really need to use a different browser!


BUTTONS:
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Johnny Reale (2026). Any artwork that is not my own has been STOLEN! I'm sorry! Contact me: johnathonreale1@gmail.com